How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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