party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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