Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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