Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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