He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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