YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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