Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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