Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
