do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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