is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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