Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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