Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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