I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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