i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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