While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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