Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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