is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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