Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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