so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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