found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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