No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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