reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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