I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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