doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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