oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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