I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
cat food counts as protein by the way
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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