Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
third nipple confirmed
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
