Buhtt sex?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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