But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Of course I have a pirate flag
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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