Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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