What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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