YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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