Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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