She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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