I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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