Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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