your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Randomize
