If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
