Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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