Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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