It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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