I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We are two peas in an std pod
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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