The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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