She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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