so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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