I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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