Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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