Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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