im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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