The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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