I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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