i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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