Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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