on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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