I don't usually arrange sex via text message
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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